Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sports. Show all posts
Thursday, January 7, 2010
The Conspiracy Corner- Basketball Blogger gone Bad.."The Guns still bust in D.C"
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 1:05 PMIf you are baffled at why Gilbert Arenas was caught taunting a fellow teammate by laying down 4 handguns including a gold-plated Dessert Eagle the size of a malnourished Somalian in the locker room of the Wizards Verizon center, brace yourself for the truth...the warning signs were always there.........
Gilbert's nickname is "Agent Zero"
Gilberts paternal grandfather is from Cuba
Gilberts playing position is "shooting" gaurd
Gilberts nickname is "Hibachi" (Japanese for "bowl of fire")!
Gilbert is a fan of Western style movies
Gilberts favorite video game is "Halo" a first-person shooting game
Gilbert plays for a team formerly known as the "Washington Bullets"
Gilbert Arenas was born on January 6th (there are "6" bullets in a revolver)
Gilbert's childhood idol was N.B.A playor "Pistol Peete Maravich"
Gilbert was born in Florida home to the most violent drug gangs in the United States
Gilbert has a pet Mongoose named "Bazooka
Gilbert was raised in Los Angela's home to the most notorious gun violence in the U.S
The name "Gilbert"has the word "trigger" hidden and scrambled inside of it
Gilbert named his Hungarian revolver "Plaxico"
Gilberts best fried is violent gangsta-rapper "The Game" a Compton gangmember
Gilberts home is in Washington D.C., the D.C. stands for "Dodge City" as in dodging bullets
The writing was on the wall, and the warning signs were there.
Nothing strikes fear into the hearts of America worse than a Black athlete with a weapon, blame O.J. for that and poor Gilbert will learn a valuable lesson in life ...Glibert was unavailable for comment but a spokesman for him said he was out "shooting' baskets.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
N.F.L. Picks of the Week Season Finale
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 11:52 AMWe had a successful end to our year going 42-17 (9-6 last week), so lets try to get the season strong, the picks for this week are......
Buffalo over Indianapolis
Jacksonville over Cleveland
Chicago over Detroit
San Fransisco over St. Louis
Pittsburgh over Miami
Minnesotta over New York Giants
Atlanta over Tampa Bay
Philadelphia over Dallas***
Denver over Kansas City
New York Jets over Cincinatti
Carolina over New Orleans
Houston over New England
Arizona over Green Bay
San Diego over Washington
Tennessee over Seattle
Baltimore over Oakland
Sunday, December 27, 2009
N.F.L picks week 16
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 9:40 AM
Green Bay
Cleveland
Cinncinati
Atlanta
Miami
New York Giants
New Orleons
New England
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia***
Arizona
San Fransisco
Indianapolis
Dallas
Sunday, December 20, 2009
N.F.L picks week 15
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 6:21 AM
Picks for this week are.....
Pats
Cards
Titans
Browns
Texans
Jets
Broncos
Chargers
Eagles
Steelers
Seahawks
Ravens
Vikings
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Sunday Picks (N.F.L) Week 14
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 3:34 AM
(Congratulations to Mark Ingram on the Heisman)
We were 9-6 last week, not bad but not too good either, lets get back on track this week!
New Orleans @ Atlanta
Greenbay @ Chicago
NY Jets @ Tampa Bay
Miami @ Jacksonville
Detroit @ Baltimore
Seattle @ Houston
Denver @ Indianapolis
Buffalo @ Kansas City
Cincinnati @ Minnesota
Carolina @ New England
Washington @ Oakland
San Diego @ Dallas
Philadelphia @ N.Y Giants
Damn Vince
St Louis @ Tennessee***(LOCK)
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Allen Iverson...the Man & the Myth 360°
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 6:00 AM
"On 12/07/2009 he gave his fans an 11 point, 5 rebound, 6 assisst
game in which he kissed the logo, bowed to the crowd, and danced with his teammates before losing to his former team the Denver Nuggets................."
No player in recent memory has personified the term "hip-hop generation" better than Allen Iverson, tattoos, cornrows, and baseball caps tilted at a conceited angle, Allen Iverson ushered in a new breed of athlete; nonconformist, hip, brash and unapologetic.
Allen Iverson represented the inner-city and its playgrounds where hoop dreams are either delivered or deferred, and on-court flashiness is often celebrated more than sound fundamentals. These elements, and that environment helped mold and shape the player that the world would come to know as "The Answer"........
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Sunday Picks (N.F.L) Week 13
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 3:28 PMDecember is here, and its crunch-time down the stretch its do or die and every game counts untill the playoffs. We are going to give you are picks and locks for the week untill Superbowl Sunday!
Oak @ Pitt = Al Davis a.k.a that monster-thing from "Tales From the Crypt" has run this franchise into the dirt with the assistance of of that glutton Jamarcus Russel who was caught last week with a chicken-fried steak hidden under his uniform....This is Pitts game all the way Mike Tomlinson the N.F.L version of Omar Epps has promised to "unleash hell"...James Harrison, yep "there go that man mama"!
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Monday, November 30, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Sammy Sosa..An American Tragedy (Juicers Gone Wild part 2)
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 2:49 PM
(The Chocolate Wonderboy)
The fall from grace for an athlete can be swift and painful for them, and for us the plummet can be slow and painful to watch. We root for our champions and celebrities while simultaneously awaiting their downfall as if their own human faults somehow validate within us the notion that they are no bigger and better than we are, and by some stroke of luck they found the success within their respected feilds that has evaded us.....
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(Is that Antonio Banderas with a wig on??)
I was a Sammy Sosa fan.
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( Lookin' like Gargamel from the smurfs)
I cant ride the Sammy band-wagon any longer, Sammy showed up at the Latin Grammy awards in Las Vegas looking like he had been dipped in Tempura-shrimp batter......his healthy chestnut bronze complexion had been replaced with an asbestos glow reminiscent of seeing Ricky Ricardo on a black & and white television in the dark. I was flabbergasted yet somehow fascinated at my childhood hero transformed into a mummy-like figurine.
(That chick he's with has a sturdy chin!)
The rumors are swirling...my brother says he could have possibly fallen into a barrel of Bisquik biscuit mix , my cousin speculated that it was the effects of steroids mixed with the hot Dominican sun and pineapple-juice ...the world may never know, why this man is glowing like a toxic glow worm..lets not rule out radiation...first Barry Bonds head swelling to the size of a small asteroid, and now Sammy's skin looking like frosted mini-wheats.
(why is he cheesin like Cab Calloway?)
The saddest fact of this whole tragedy is that if it is truly Vitiligo which is what Michael Jackson supposedly suffered from, the only cure is........topical steroids!
(From Chocolate Wonderboy to Wonderbread)
Damn you SAMMY!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
BlackFace Cheerleader Controversy
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 4:26 PMI used to laugh at those "Dumb Blonde" jokes but today they became even more funny...
A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader decided to dress as Lil' Wayne in blackface for Halloween....yeah thats right Blackface like a modern day Minstrel performer...looks like blondie skipped Black History class so she could powder her nose and do cartwheels in her converse....
The blackfaced cheerleader is 21-year-old Whitney Isleib and according to her Facebook (which has since been removed) one of her favorite hobbies is sleeping.....damn.
Things got kinda ugly when she decided to post her pics on Facebook.
The sad thing about this whole fiasco is she actually used a LiL Wayne style styrofoam cup as a prop...minus the cough-syrup and apple cider that LiL wayne prefes...we hope.
The other partygoers chose a lighter shade of shoe-polish to mock Tony Romo's heritage and mexicans in general, and just in time for Latino heritage month.
The public outcry has been swift and loud with many people mistaking LiL Wayne costumes for just plain Ghoul costumes...the similarities are incredible!
The fact still remains Blackface has a historical legacy rooted in racism and is offensive to who re aware of its sordid history.
people
people
The more things change, the more things stay the same, you cant blame a person for being ignorant, especially bimbos. Somewhere in America Pacman Jones is feeding a pitbull pork-rinds while drinking champagne out of the bottle and laughing his Black a** off...
Monday, November 2, 2009
The Magical Elixir.......athletes on the "Juice"
0 comments Posted by NickelSlick at 5:05 PM
Sunday, Im on the couch nursing a hangover and thanking the Game-Gods for a trifecta of Football, Baseball, and Basketball games all in a row....a sports fanatic's dream come true minus the headache..only in October...
I was jolted upright by a vision on the screen that stopped my heart and sent a chill up my spine; a picture of a smiling Pedro Martinez with the juiciest Jheri-Curl I had ever seen...a Jheri Curl!
His Jheri-Curl Juices sparkled like glass in the Sun, with the intense glisten of a bright star on the blackest of nights, and then it occured to me..an epiphany..a revelation of epic proportion.......the Jheri-Curl is the magic elixir!
O.K., before you call me a lunatic give me a chance to explain..dont panic just hear me out!
The Greatest yet flawed Athletes in all of sports have "rocked" the Jheri Curl, but like Cinderella's slipper when the juice dried up there were disastrous results...follow me as we take a look back at the most famous JUICERS of all-time.....
DEION SANDERS
Nicknamed "Neon-Deon"for the Soul-Glo sheen that pulsated off of his scalp under stadium lights, Deon used the alchemical properties of the Jheri curl to become the greatest two-sport athlete of all-time. A man so mighty that he is the only player in history to score a homerun, and a touchdown in the same week, and the only player in history to participate in a Superbowl, and a World series.........but when the Jheri Curl dried up their was tragic results...
In 1994 in a Jheri Curl Juiceless state of delirium after a sauna session completley dried his Jheri Curl, a crazed Deion ran half-naked and foaming at the mouth into a recording studio and released the single worst rap song in the history of the world, "Must be the Money": a song so horrid, and godawful that he was attacked by a security officer while riding a motorcycle and arrested for dragging the officer for miles inflicting numerous injuries on him....
While Deion was dominating the football and baseball world a man name d A.C. Green (the A. and C. being an abbreviation for Another Curl) was performing one of the greatest feats in Basketball history....A.C. Green played 1,192 games in a row without injury or sickness, a record breaking acheivement called the Iron Man streak...... but when the Jheri Curl would dry up there were tragic results.
A.C. Green remained a virgin his entire careere, a feat even more amazing considering he played for Magic Johnsons championship Lakers team known for their night-life exploits and hotel parties....rumor has it that A.C. was fearful of his Jheri Curl spontaneously combusting during the friction of intercourse so he was forced to abstain...his Jheri Curl Juicelessness caused him chronic hiccups, frequent urination and sleeplessness.
Thomas Hearns
Thomas "Hitman" Hearns, one of the greatest boxers of all-time and the first boxer in history to be a quadruple world champion and win Championships in six different weight classes..the controversial Jheri Curl juices in his hair mixed with sweat often blinded his opponents would yelp in agony while the "Hitman" knocked his blinded foes out of the ring.........but when the Jheri Curl dried up their was tragic results...
After misplacing his bottle of Jheri Curl juice-activator before a fight with Marvelous Marvin Hagler, Thomas Hearns was forced to fight with his Jheri Curl half dry...he ended up breaking his hand and suffering one of the most brutal knockouts in history where the knockout punch forced Jheri curl juices from Hearns head to hit bystanders a reputed 299 yards away........
Pedro Martinez
The man with the highest winning percentage of any pitcher with over 200 starts in Major Leauge Baseball history has relied heavily on his most precious asset...his Jheri Curl. With a World Series championship, 8 all-star selections and 3 Cy Young awards Pedro is a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame when he retires. Unlike his contemporaries who have shed their Jheri Curls to experience the mortality of non-juciness Pedro has continued to sport his thirsty mop of ringlets with the pride of a nursing toddler............but when his Jheri Curl dried up in 2003 their was tragic result........
.........Juice... the magical Elixir, but it comes with a price.
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